One Sick Puppy

Sorry y'all, but I've been one sick puppy. Mommy and Daddy said that I have something called Salmonella, whatever that means. I guess that would explain why I keep feeling pukey and having to poop a bunch. Daddy keeps using the term"doggie diarrhea" for some reason. It ain't been good, folks. It has been a hard life, but Mommy keeps paying for it. Mommy said that I may have got the runs due to being around other doggies. Bad doggies, so that may mean I don't get to see my buddies at PetsMart. Well, gotta go, Daddy has cake and I'm about to beg for some.